For the Birds, part cuatro
- Getting locked in a cemetery and realizing that you haven't purchased a plot yet...is for the birds.
- Visiting high school buddies and reminiscing while one is carefully rolling a joint...is for the birds...interesting...but definitely for the birds.
- Eggs that are not cage-free and full of omega-3...are for the chickens (a type of bird).
- Strongbad always dissing Homestar...is for the birds.
- Solomon calling our dog cocoa, when our dog's name...is not cocoa...is for the birds, and really random.
- Farting and sneezing at the same time is...impossible, i think...but if it was...it would be for the birds (although I swear I've done it).
- Slapping your dad's glutes only to find out that it was the other bald guy at the golf scramble...is for the birds.
stay tuned for part cinco
Dude... I don't even know you, but the fact that you gave a shot out to homestar earns you major points... not that you care if you have points in my book... but just so you know... :)
Posted by Bonnie G. | 2:47 PM
I think all of you guys may have too much time on your hands--if you need something constructive to do--call me.
Posted by Anonymous | 1:12 PM
I tend to agree mom, but I have to admit, it's a great read when I'm board at work.
Posted by Anonymous | 12:19 PM
Hey Melanie, Smitty and yourself need a kitten, check out my blog for pics.
Posted by Bryan Gotcher | 12:44 PM