Smitty City

I was listening to my main man, Dan Patrick, the other day. He reported an interesting story that I thought was worth telling ya'll.

Do you remember the streaker from the Pittsburg/Cleveland football game a couple of months ago. If not...it was your typical incident. Some fool wakes an incredibly bored crowd (Pitt. was leading 41-0) by prancing around the field and dodging the old, overweight security guards. The scene ended when a Pittsburg linebacker bodyslammed the nudist...allowing security to catch up, take a couple of deep breaths from their oxygen tanks, tighten thier Depends, and escort the man off the field. Well, this dude was given his sentence by an Ohio judge last week. He received three days in jail. Not just any three days...he is to be locked up Feb. 4, 5, & 6. Of course, the 5th being SuperBowl Sunday. The judge told the man that he can not watch the game, nor can he listen to it on the radio in his cell. Harsh. I don't know what I would do with my life if my SuperBowl rights were taken away. I guess I need to cure my habitual streaking fetish. But that is a different post. I'm out.